So, I just read one of those forwarded e-mails that we all HATE to get. You know, the ones that we can disprove by going to snopes.com and looking it up. (and yes, I've seen the new one that disproves snopes...) This one talked about "gang initiations" going on in my county this weekend - the initiation rite was that they have to kill three women at Walmart. Anyway, for a sec, I was freaked out, cuz if it were true... I COULDA BEEN KILLED!!!
See, I was at Walmart in AF until 1am last night just relaxing for a few hours... you know that feeling, no? After my "check-out high" I walked out to the car by myself with my haul ($175 original prices down to $37 oop using Qs) and loaded the car. Then I studied my receipt in the car (as all good addicts do) before driving off. At 1 am it might not have been the smartest thing to do, but I'm relatively fearless after a good shopping "heist."
Quite frankly, any fear that e-mail could have mustered in me would have been unwarranted. I mean, I'd up and scare the poop out of anyone who tried to take "Roxy the Foxy Boxy*" from me, much less tried to kill me. On the other hand, maybe I could have bribed my attackers with some Yoplait Kids Cups, or a box of Kelloggs cereal, or some Kotex pads... or even some KY Jelly - all of which I got free! Then I'd yell "WHO'S YOUR COUPON MAMA?" which would weird them out enough that they'd be runnin the other way!
Use ME for an initiation rite? Pfffft, I'll initiate them right in to my couponing web and eat 'em for dinner!
THAT's what's up!
*Roxy the Foxy Boxy is the name of my coupon box that I take with me everywhere. In case of fire? First Roxy, THEN the kids. ;o)
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